Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I. Don't. Care. Go away Dubya. You're not welcome here.

George W. Bush (America's first Simian President) is to visit the UK next month. I am away for most of that trip so I'll say here and now that I don't care.

What I do know is that his gas-guzzling entourage of cars, motorcycles, SUV's, ambulance's, hummer's, helicopters, tanks and jet aircraft are going to bollix up the traffic in London for ordinary Londoners. We'll have hundreds of wire-infested SS muppets wandering around talking into their sleeves and generally giving us Londoners a thoroughly hard time.

I look forward to a protest while he is here. Perhaps a good egging is in order or a flying penis? Perhaps not, no-one would be able to tell the difference.

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