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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Email Disclaimer

I found this in an old archive. It's quite an email disclaimer!

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This message (including any attachments) is confidential and may be privileged. If you have received it by mistake please notify the sender by return e-mail and delete this message from your system. Any unauthorised use or dissemination of this message in whole or in part is strictly prohibited. Please note that e-mails are susceptible to change. We shall not be liable for the improper or incomplete transmission of the information contained in this communication nor for any delay in its receipt or damage to your system. We do not guarantee that the integrity of this communication has been maintained nor that this communication is free of viruses, interceptions or interference although this mail has been scanned on departure from here.

Warning: Pressing CTRL + ALT + DEL again will restart your computer. May cause drowsiness. Contains genetically modified soya. You will lose unsaved information in all programs that are running. Stir gently from time to time. Toxic to aquatic organisms. Caveat emptor. No spitting. Harmful or fatal if swallowed. This program will search your system to confirm your eligibility for this upgrade edition. Suitable only for persons of 18 years and over. Irritant. Contents may settle in transit. Some viewers may find the following item distressing. This System is Not Year 2000 Compliant. Avoid spraying onto broken skin. If you already use unleaded petrol the ban will not affect you. Contains nuts. Protect from frost. Although extra care has been taken to remove all bones, some small bones may remain. Active Ingredient: N, N-Diethyl-m-toluamide 50% W/W. Discard immediately after complete or partial use. Serious injury could result if the tool tips or you accidentally hit it. Contains no CFC's. Do not breathe vapour. Do not add chemicals or detergents to the water. Unable to Load Library WINSOCK.DLL. Do not discard used batteries. Growth hormones may be contained in this product. Most users observed slight side effects. Do not use with other medications. Do not touch the surface of the drum. No food or drink. This supersedes all previous notices applicable. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal. This box does not contain software. While stocks last. Corrosive. Shake vigorously before use. Not to be taken internally. Cooking times may vary. Never use the ladder upside down. Do not use for sterilising baby feeding equipment. Product and ingredients not tested on animals. Low bridge ahead. Colours illustrated are subject to the normal limitations of the printing process. Press any key to terminate program and close DOS box if required. Drip dry only. PVC composition is recommended as an alternative for people who are allergic to natural rubber. Not suitable for applications subject to continuous water immersion. Avoid alcoholic drink. Liable to flooding. The particulars on this card must not be erased or altered in any way. No added salt. Do not delay starting treatment by searching for an antidote. We do not advise the use of a dosing ball. User unknown - illegal alias. Known to cause cancer in rats. Place only one mark on the ballot paper, or your vote may not be counted. Cave canum. Product contains no propellant gases which contribute to global warming. Rights of way are liable to change and may not be clearly defined on the ground. May release dangerous gases (chlorine). Do not use if you suspect you may have a medical condition. Membership subject to approval. Watch for falling debris. Designed for light weight only. Do not place in magnetic field. No copying allowed. Do not stand on or near. Soil is radioactive. The water may not be safe to drink. Claimants must be 18 or over. Enter at your own risk. No lifeguard on duty. Watch for sink holes. We are not responsible for safe delivery. Airbag may be harmful to passengers in an accident. Do not store near flame. Bonds skin and eyes in seconds. Ausfahrt. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed seek medical advice immediately and show this container or label. This bag is not a toy. No programming experience necessary. This medicine may cause nausea, vomiting, headache, restlessness, tremor, sleeplessness, fast or irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure and occasionally urinary retention in men. Freeze on day of purchase. Do not remove or obscure this label. The colon only blinks in RUN mode. Slippery surface. This program has performed an illegal operation & will be shut down. Pre-sort your laundry. Take care when making this change for the first time. Press any key to continue. Not suitable for use with irritant, toxic or corrosive chemicals. Only one coupon per purchase. BSE free. If rash develops discontinue use. Avoid contact with eyes. Product does not contain CFC's or chlorinated solvents which damage the Ozone layer. Danger of spontaneous combustion! Wet paint. Warning - To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and children. If splashed in eyes, rinse out well with water. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or play pens. Warning do not purchase this product if you are not a qualifying student or teacher. For use only as a home garden slug and snail killer. Contains violence, swearing, sex scenes and nudity. Do not apply to normal skin. These animals bite. Use DAY button to set day. If symptoms persist consult your Doctor. Don't use a paste of powder and water to treat stains. Acetone free. Serving suggestion only. Stretch before inflating. Beware of the dog. If swallowed drink plenty of water and milk. Do not use the adhesive if wet or frosty conditions are expected. Do not pile into heaps. Do not place on polished surfaces. All sideburns, cheek-grips and other Edwardian eccentricities must be shaved off before disembarking. Host not responding to login request - retrying. If you do not want to know the results look away now. Close lid with firm click after use to prevent moisture loss and store upright. This appliance must be earthed. Keep away from children and pets. Not responsible for misuse. Smoke present. There is no medical facility on board. Not guaranteed to work all the time. Watch for broken glass. Errors must be reported within 72 hrs. Damages to shipment must be reported to carrier at time of delivery. All linens are not laundered after each guest. Watch your step. Schedules may be cancelled at any time. Imported from more than one foreign country. This product contains a fungicide to prevent mould growth. Do not exceed the recommended daily intake. See cautions on back panel. As the printer produces low levels of ozone it should be used in a well ventilated environment. Use only on unwanted vegetation. The rules are for reference only. No purchase necessary. Max. Headroom 6'6". File not found. May cause skin reactions in rare cases. Contains swearing and some violence. Refrigerate once opened. This product may become cloudy at less than 45° F (7° C). No standing. Follow the instructions on screen. Unconditional money-back guarantee. Do not transfer into any other bottles. Solvent abuse can kill instantly. Not for hot ashes. Only one coupon per transaction. Use of controls or adjustments or performance of procedures other than those specified herein, may result in hazardous radiation exposure. No substitution of TMA scores will be allowed. Never allow the blade to run dry. Do not expose the drum to normal room light for more than five minutes. For external use only. Not for sale in the USA, Canada, Mexico and Japan. Now wash your hands. Do not exceed the stated dose. Do not force the tile to be cut too quickly. Powders tend to settle after packing. Take care not to overtighten. Extension leads should be of adequate wire cross sectional size. Dolphin friendly. Whenever a person leaves the ground, he or she risks injury or even death. Product subject to availability, and where stocked. Causes severe burns. Wear rubber gloves and eye/face protection. Bad command or file name. Connect and disconnect cartridge outdoors and away from flames or other sources of ignition. Apply carefully to all exposed skin except eyes and lips. Do not use in temperatures below 10° C. Pull only when empty. Ensure that the arbor and flanges are clean. Do not empty into drains or watercourses. Invalid Password or User ID. Wet paint. Waiting limited to 30 minutes. Possible risk of irreversible effects. Excludes cost of local call rates. As the manufacturer cannot know all the uses its products may be put to, it is the user's responsibility to determine suitability of use. CS3 caused an invalid page fault in module MSHTML.DLL at 0137:70cc9fd8. Store in a cool, dry place. Statutory rights unaffected. You will be given the opportunity to cancel a transaction. Do not apply undiluted to Acrylic materials. Do not refrigerate. Best before end see back panel. Do not let your dog foul the pavement. Flammable gas. Error 404. Open other end. Open this end. Ouvrir ici. Do not attempt to disconnect. No artificial colours, preservatives or flavours. Keep off the grass. Prices correct at time of going to press. Always wear eye protection. May contain small bones. Do not use on false nails. Contains hazardous voltages. Container is made from 25% recycled steel. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Store below 25° C and away from strong odours. Looking directly at the sun causes permanent eye damage. Mind the gap. Do not reheat. In the case of accidental contact with eyes wash thoroughly with water for 20 minutes. Ne pas rechauffer. Nicht wieder erhitzen. Niet opnieuw opwarmen. No recaliente. Unscrew red nozzle overcap. Kills common bacteria including Salmonella. Do not use this unless you have the PCI motherboard. Making a false declaration is a criminal offence for which you could be fined and imprisoned. Harmful if inhaled. Please shake well before use. 0% Mercury, Cadmium, Lead. Do not ingest. Never remove any part of the casing unless qualified to do so. Moisten to seal. No parking. Child-protective spout. Extreme hot or cold may cause incorrect readings. Dialing, please wait. No user-serviceable parts inside. Contains quarternary ammonium compound. Remove pump before recycling. Use the program only on a single machine at any one time. This card is made from a minimum of 70% recycled fibre. Caution - farm entrance - sh*t on road. Please do not bend. Follow local regulations when disposing of the NiCd battery pack. Do not open in flight. Do not cut below the screw thread. Connection aborted by user. If you take too many, talk to a doctor. Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. It is a legal requirement that throughout the duration of a licence the vehicle must continue to satisfy reduced pollution standards. Follow the Firework Code. Wearing of protective gloves and safety glasses is advisable. Packaged in a protective atmosphere. No GM ingredients. Waterproof when dry. Non-transferrable. Seek medical attention if irritation persists. Do not damage the wick when extinguishing. Small children can choke on peanuts. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Goods supplied may not be identical to the original but will be compatible. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. This product should be used in accordance with the manufacturer's instructions. No cash left on premises. Do not allow children to play with the unit. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Offer good while supplies last. Keep closed. Detector will not operate if battery is dead, disconnected or improperly installed. Open here. Do not fold, tear or mutilate. Package sold by weight, not volume. Do not use on surfaces that bleed oils or plasticisers. Your mileage may vary. Young children could choke on or be suffocated by an uninflated balloon or piece of broken balloon. Not to be used by diabetics. Keep hands and feet away at all times. You should always run the battery flat, before fully recharging it. Light only in well ventilated room. Disconnect the power supply before making adjustments. Please sign your card immediately with a ballpoint pen. Keep voices low. [!]Warning: This notice alerts you to potentially dangerous situations. No refunds. All sales final. Your receipt is your ticket. We are not responsible for incidents related to this product. No entry after dark. Less than 50% of the people using this product have side effects. Keep away from acetate, leather, rayon, plastic, varnished and painted surfaces. Radiation Hazard. Measure according to soil and water hardness. We are not liable for any consequential loss or expenses, howsoever caused, including incidental return costs. Two or more packs will require longer heating time. Hand wash only. Dangerous to the environment. Anonymous letters cannot be considered. Don't use this product for wools and silks. Stack dump: 00000857. We thank you for not smoking. Our teddies is good. When prompted to auto detect hardware select No. Do not use if you are sensitive to aspirin. Avoid plastic, vinyl, styrofoam, and furs in your work area. Do not recharge. People with sensitive or damaged skin should avoid prolonged contact with the solution. Queue here. Keep cool and out of sunlight. Buy two get one free. Connect only apparatus complying with BS6301 to this port. Do not give to children under 6 years. Use only in well ventilated areas. It could be you! In a malaria region you should avoid wearing perfume or after-shave lotion. Dial-up networking failed. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments. This product has been made in a factory that uses nut ingredients. Ensure rubber gloves are worn. Avoid direct inhalation. Best reults are obtained on a warm damp evening. Speed camera. Do not touch casualty with bare hands unless power is switched off. Not for human consumption. All systems are year 2000 compliant. Written quotations available on request. If you are allergic to any of the ingredients listed below, or intolerent to carbohydrate, do not use this product. Ne jamais laisser les bougies allumees sans surveillance. Extremely flammable. To create this list now click Next. Always keep the blade-securing arbor and collars clean. Does not contain enzymes. E&OE - all offers subject to availability. Do not spray on naked flame or any incandescent material. Error #DIV/0! Any salt crystals found in this sauce are harmless. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Insufficient memory. If affected do not drive or operate machinery. Safe to delete. Replace orange cap when cylinder is empty. This cream may rarely cause an allergic reaction. Suitable for internal and external use including swimming pools. Please ring for assistance. Contains no added lead. Do not use where foot traffic is expected. Some sedimentation may occur. Please note, the sundial is decorative and not a functioning timepiece. Microwave ovens vary. Press button firmly. Poison. Shoplifters will be prosecuted. Please bring this card with you. Only fit correct sized diamond blades. No compensation will be paid in respect of money or jewellery sent in the ordinary post. Never leave burning candles unattended. Attn: Static Sensitive Device. Remove only the yellow portion of the tape from the cartridge before installation. We will not be responsible to you for any indirect losses which you incur as a result of our acts or omissions. Apparatus suitable for connection to direct exchange lines only. Use only in the toilet bowl. Print this side. This product should not be used by the elderly, diabetics or those with skin irritations or moles. Please ensure that carbon paper is the correct side up. Do not attempt to rotate it in the opposite (counterclockwise) direction. In a national emergency you may be required to join for service immediately and without waiting for a Call Out Notice. If carton seal is broken, do not use. Keep any loose clothing away from the grill. Do not spray aerosol polishes into any of the openings or vents. Contains bitumen in white spirit. Do not store in high or freezing temperatures. Always move the mower off the lawn before oiling or refuelling. The small mounds produced by mining bees rarely require any drastic action. Always wear safety goggles or glasses. Indoor use only. Do not modify or repair this product in any way. Do not reproduce, transmit, transcribe, store in a retrieval system or translate into any human or computer language any part of this publication. The promises contained in this receipt wallet do not affect your legal rights. Use pesticides safely. Don't carry parcels or luggage through customs for other people. There is a wall-mounting template on the back of this guide. Shelf life in correct storage conditions is at least 12 months. Do not cover or enclose the machine. We will take legal action against anyone who uses our services dishonestly. Please cut it into at least six pieces. Open this package only when you install the enclosed cartridge. You may notice a deterioration in performance after two years of regular use. It is not uncommon for insects to make their way into guest rooms. Keep red line vertical for safe working angle. Please remove this label. Contains silicones. This product has not been tested on animals. [!] Warning: Pay close attention to the notes with this icon - The information they provide could prevent you from making costly mistakes. If you receive a busy signal use the A/ command to redial the number. This way up. Other way up. No opened software will be accepted for credit. What do you want your computer to do? No stamp required. During very busy periods your telephone call may be placed in a queue. File names cannot contain any of the following characters: \ / : * ? " < > |. Do not take more than 12 lozenges in 24 hours. Keep upright while connecting or disconnecting appliances. Printed on paper comprising 75% post consumer waste and 25% ECF pulp. This does not eliminate however, the obvious fact that a cooker becomes hot with use. Remove the write-protection or use another disk. This product also contains a whitening agent. Because of continuous product development, products supplied may differ slightly from those illustrated. Dry clean only. Fluid will damage paintwork. Proper nouns or foreign words are not allowed. Do not use in permanently damp or wet areas. Do not take if pregnant or planning to become pregnant. The playslip is not a valid receipt. Keep away from food, drink and animal feeding stuffs. Do not use in damp conditions. No photocopies or facsimilies of this coupon will be accepted. All nutritional calculations are approximate. Don't use tool for purpose not intended. Contains Kerosene. You and we submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales. Warning: Sharp blades or points. Wear rubber gloves to protect sensitive skin. Do not place refill cartridges on or near polished or painted wooden or plactic surfaces. Not suitable for fixing mirrors. Important: Read notice on the back of package before opening. Do not store or use in cellars or basements. All sweets may contain nut traces. Does not contain propellants. Do not wear gloves, neckties, jewelery or loose clothing. Virus found - Select Help to view removal procedures. 2202 Butane. This fee is charged if we are forced to pay leasehold charges which you have not paid in order to prevent a forfeiture of your lease. Cements made with sharp sand or gravel will not flow under pressure and should not be used. Burn out of reach of children or pets. For Help press F1. You cannot stop a cheque guaranteed by your card. DO NOT apply to cultivated plants or lawns unless you want to kill them. Do not insert objects through the slots. Low in fat. Defrost thoroughly before use. Loosening the nuts slightly will reduce the diameter and free up the plunger. Keep pets off treated areas. Faulty discs swopped by manufacturer. There is a serious risk of damage to eyes. Unqualified persons should NOT be allowed to make any adjustments. Wear suitable protective clothing, gloves and eye/face protection. Do not mix with used or other battery type: may explode, leak and cause damage. This does not affect your statutory rights. Do not expose cartridge to temperature above 120°F (50°C). Unconfirmed at time of going to press. Wash hands thoroughly after use. No stopping. If it makes an unfamiliar sound or vibrates excessively switch it off immediately and disconnect from the power supply. A power source with voltage greater than that specified for the tool can result in SERIOUS INJURY to the user. A yellow flame when cooking is normal. Do not open the paper cover while printing. Dermatologically tested. Excessive tightening may damage the cartridge valve. Contains Polyalkylene Glycol Ethers and Ether Esters. Emergency Exit Do Not Obstruct. Heavy plant crossing. Do not leave exposed to frozen water as it may crack the terracotta. No smoking or naked lights - venting AVGAS drums. Discard broken balloons immediately. Freshly frozen. Contains Xylene. Routing without the guide is dangerous. It is a criminal offence to make an untrue statement for the purpose of obtaining a passport. Boot from a clean, write-protected, DOS system diskette. Avoid electrical outlets controlled by wall switches or automatic timers. Dump codes can be printed only when the print buffer is full. We may have to withdraw products without prior notice. Do not allow children to drink from or otherwise handle the cartridges. Not to be eaten. Never work with a damaged cable. Smart casual please. Contact with acids liberates toxic gas (Chlorine). Do not attempt to sand down. Betting and the passing of betting slips are forbidden on these premises. Contains Methylcyclohexane. Brennende kerzen niemals unbeaufsichtigt lassen. Protect bulb from liquid splash. Use within one month. Be careful not to touch the terminals on the flexible cable. Rauchen verboten. Any modification may prove dangerous. Avoid thermal shocks (cold water in contact with a hot glass window). Never leave a running tool unattended. Machine washable. Subsequent programmes are subject to change. Do not apply in direct sunlight. Take precautionary measures against static discharges. The Web page you requested is not available offline, to view this page, click Connect. No added sugar. Keep box flat. Record the exact wording of any error messages. Stand back from the platform edge. Do not mix with bleach or any other chemicals. Add water slowly. Capacities are nominal. Keep bystanders at a safe distance. Finance can be arranged subject to status. Dangerous substance. Metal feeders are resistant to squirrels. Keep fingers and hair away from rotating bit. Babies, toddlers and young children should not be allowed near the appliance at any time. Do not pierce or burn even after use. Booking adviseable. To enable new settings, you need to restart Windows - Do you wish to restart now? Do not contaminate ponds or streams. Foil sealed: Prevents atmospheric moisture contamination. An undersized lead could cause a drop in supply voltage resulting in malfunction. To start the machine press the green button marked "I". Keep away from sources of ignition. Never try to cut freehand. The license is effective until terminated. Remove fitted shades by twisting them anti-clockwise if this helps. No ball games allowed. Keep foreign objects out of the battery compartment. Contents shown are not included. Replace cap after use. Most internal components are susceptible to damage from Electro-Static Discharge. Do not use lifts. All times shown are computed for London and are GMT. Ensure good ventilation. It is not acceptable to send a c.v. as a substitute. Gratuities not included. Harmful by inhalation, in contact with skin and if swallowed. If the plunger is too dry it may be difficult to move. Your guarantee will be invalid if your product is found to have been abused in any way. The computer you dialed did not answer. This unit contains dangerous voltages. Do not go beyond this point. Not to be sold separately. Hot surface. Occasionally times and venues may be subject to change. Take a break - tiredness kills. May occasionally cause allergic reactions, including asthma. 15% extra free. If using flouride supplements consult your dentist. Do not paint. Constant horn indicates alarm. Very High VOC content - more than 50% - VOCs (Volatile Organic Compounds) contribute to atmospheric pollution. As advertised on TV. Cap represents approximate colour and finish of contents. To prevent fire or shock hazard, do not expose this product to rain or moisture. Always refer servicing to qualified service personnel. Contains Portland cement. Do not X-Ray. Avoid using wine or beer if there is a delay period as fermentation may take place. Never use paint solvents, washing soda, caustic cleaners, biological powders, bleach, chlorine based bleach cleaners, coarse abrasives or salt. Do not boil or overcook as this will impair the flavour. No passes accepted for this engagement. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. No naked lights when changing cylinders. Avoid overwetting the fabric. Never jam the saw guard. I have read the above Caution and I understand it. Follow instructions for lubricating and changing accessories. Shading within a garment may occur. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. No jacket required. Never use a damaged ladder. Refer to enclosed food safety instructions before beginning to cook. Booths for two or more only. Wipe up spills immediately. For recycling purposes the tube is LDPE and the cap is PP. Not legal for trade. Some equipment shown is optional. Not recommended for children. Winners will be notified by post. Ordinary eye glasses do not have impact resistant lenses. Pre-recorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. Don't carry plugged-in tool with finger on the switch. No refunds on sale items. Burn away from flammable items in an area free from draughts. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Avoid places subject to rapid changes in temperature and humidity. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. *Delete inappropriate wording. First pull up, then pull down. Call freephone number before digging. In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water, seek medical advice immediately and show this container or label. This appliance must be protected by a 13 amp fuse. This product should never be placed near or over any object which produces heat. Do not return to the building for any reason until authorised to do so. Do not use this number for technical support queries. Resale of this voucher will invalidate the voucher and may lead to legal action. Elemental Chlorine Free. Do not discard cartridge until empty and then only in a safe place away from heat. Only available in Plymouth. [!] This indicates a warning and you should read it carefully. Not suitable for home freezing. Never barbecue inside or in confined spaces or under canopies or trees. Delivery for areas north of Glasgow and Edinburgh may take longer. Keep out of reach of children and animals. Reject if safety button can be depressed before opening. Select the appropriate letter to perform the desired function. Connecting a mouse with the power on could damage the system's motherboard. Wash hands after use and before meals. Excessive application may lead to reddening of the skin. It is an offence to use or keep an unlicensed vehicle on a public road. Tea is a natural source of powerful antioxidants called flavinoids. Cars parked at owners' risk. Price excludes VAT. Made from biodegradable cellulose. Accessible parts may be very hot. Tighten all screws. Never stand on tool. Dangerous to children, pets and wildlife. Not recommended for exposed or windy sites. 100% Recycled Board. These animals are dangerous. Colours may vary. Safe, solvent free & non-toxic. Failure to follow these rules may result in serious personal injury. Must be displayed inside the windscreen of the vehicle failure to do so may render you liable to prosecution. Use great care when unpacking, using or cleaning this item. Oxidising. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. If you are intolerable to carbohydrate do not use this product. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. Quantities and measurements are approximate. Always destroy an old card immediately. Statutory conditions of use are underlined. Penalty for commercial use. See label for sequence. This is not a substitute for normal travel insurance. DO NOT quote your card number in e-mails. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Polyethylene film - does not contain PVC or any monomeric plasticisers. Do not write below this line. Security sealed please inspect contents if seal is broken. Use no hooks or grabs. We may waive this liability in cases of gross negligence, but we will not in the case of fraud. Do not leave tool until it has come to a complete stop. Falling rock. We do not accept responsibility for samples and they will not be returned. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Protect against damage. Your cancelled cheque is your receipt. All events are subject to late change. In correspondence please quote the quality codes on the top flap. *For whole milk increase energy by 70kJ (20kcal) and fat by 2g. May cause long term adverse effects in the aquatic environment. Read instructions supplied with appliances before fitting this cartridge. Sanitised for your protection. Instruction books may be photocopies. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Change battery annually. Avoid walking or driving at night in areas that are unfamiliar. Never cut more than one tile at a time. Conforms to EEC Directive 90/128. Do not take with any other paracetamol-containing products. Contains disodium tetraborate. Not valid unless signed. Keep your card away from magnets and any magnetic sources such as handbag clasps, mobile phones, TVs and speakers. Contact with mixed adhesive may cause irritation, dermatitis or burns. The cassettes cannot be removed. Never touch the pins of the plug while inserting into the electrical socket. If the candle overheats, cover with a damp cloth to extinguish - never use water. Do not use in bathrooms or near water. Greenwich Mean Time is used throughout these tidal predictions. This tool is for indoor use only. In Zimbabwe, avoid swimming in dams and rivers as the water may be infected with bilharzia. Apply using a standard sealant gun. ON/OFF times cannot be set out of sequence. The use of other products may affect your print quality and could result in printer damage. Do not use power tools in the presence of flammable liquids or gases. Use dust collection systems wherever possible. Alcohol available to over 18s only. Warning; To avoid mistakes that could cause serious injury, do not plug the power tool in until the following steps have been read and understood. Always use a cream of SPF15 or higher with UVA filters. You will be treated solely on the basis of your merits, abilities and potential, regardless of gender, colour, ethnic or national origin, age, socio-economic background, disability, religious or political beliefs, family circumstances, sexual orientation or other irrelevant distinction. This machine is fitted with a "no volt" release switch. To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from babies and children. Use padlocks, master switches, and ALWAYS remove starter keys. No waiting. No part of this may be reproduced or copied onto computer-magnetic or other media, or adapted. Always ensure that treads are dirt and grease free. Edited for some of its language and violence. The moral right of the author has been asserted. Countries not listed have either low, limited or no acceptance. Ensure good ventilation during application and drying. When contact with skin occurs wash immediately with plenty of clean water. Do not touch the tonearm when it is about to return automatically to the arm rest. Do not install near devices which contain magnets or generate magnetic fields. Allow free flow of air to its surfaces. Remove hanging nozzle. Click the Start button and then click Run. Let the blade reach full speed before commencing the cut. Never leave luggage unattended. If the memory capacity is full, the LED display will flash rapidly. Nothing in this publication forms any part of any contract. CE compliant. Test colour on a hidden area. Check before use that pockets are not damaged. Do not tell anyone your PIN. Should "READ" the wires of the mains transformer. Do not use in microwave, combination or conventional ovens. Be sure your policy provides for bringing the body home, in the event of a death. Wash splashes from skin, clothing and other surfaces before product hardens. Matches are not toys. No dejar nunca velas encendidas sin atender. The white tipped lamp is a 'fuse' lamp - at least one 'fuse' lamp must be included in every light set. Special precautions should be taken during surface preparation of pre-1960 paint surfaces over wood or metal as they may contain harmful lead. Bitch urine has a scorching effect on turf. To prevent fire or shock hazard, do not expose the unit to rain or moisture. Avoid any involvement with drugs - the penalties are severe and could include the death sentence. Never use the power cord to pull the plug out of the electrical socket. Live parts inside. Water the affected area copiously - this will reduce but not eradicate the discoloration. Mobilization detail change - destroy previous book. Refilling is prohibited. Avoid a sloppy mix since an excess of water reduces the strength. Clear spray nozzle orifice by inserting pin. Coverage varies with the absorbency of the wood. Do not touch the terminals of the battery pack. Gates in constant use. Daily combing through of wet or dry hair will remove head lice and nits safely and effectively. It is illegal to sell knives to anyone under 16 years of age. To prevent electric shock, do not remove screws. If annoying inductive hum is heard, it can be caused by the electromagnetic field produced from the motors or transformers used in another device. It is strongly advised to use a proprietary brand of plasticiser additive to ensure a smooth flow. Your telephone calls to and from us may be monitored and recorded. Sign here without admitting guilt. Applicator sponge included. Ensure no air pockets or voids are left beneath. Employees and their families are not eligible. Do not use this product near water. External measurements and capacities quoted are approximate. Contains Trichlorofone. Do not saturate the surface as this will delay the curing process. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. Restart in MS-DOS mode. Store in a cool, dark, dry place. If part of these terms is found to be unlawful, it shall not affect the validity of the remainder. Always read the label. Trespassers will be prosecuted. Never leave raw food out in the sun. Do not delete this directory, alter or delete any of its files. *Only if used as part of a calorie controlled diet. Sudden and destructive forces are created by the gas when the physical state is changed. Dangerous when wet. You may not modify, translate, disassemble, or decompile the software, or any copy, in whole or part. Contains deleted items you can permanently remove or restore. Don't sit in the same position for long periods. Avoid places subject to shocks and vibrations. Make sure you are purchasing the correct voltage lamps. Warnings must be followed carefully to avoid bodily injury. Do not work on floor surfaces that are slippery with sawdust or wax. Keep away from cliff edge. If you prefer to use a can opener, please open the other end. Do not feed the pigeons. Never allow children near the tool. Batteries not included. Tamper resistant: Do not use if outer seal is broken. It is a criminal offence, punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment, to carry out any work to a listed building without first obtaining Listed Building Consent for those works. If in doubt consult a qualified electrician. Light blue touch paper and retire immediately. Click here to begin. Wear a face mask or dust mask. Avoid accidental start-ups. Kills all known germs. Rids your system of orphan DLLs & shortcuts. Adults should inflate balloons and supervise their use with children under six (6) years. Pull to open. Consult your doctor if symptoms persist, or if anything unusual happens. Never fit sub standard blades to the machine. Never remove a diskette from the drive while the LED is illuminated. Avoid contact with marble and finished wood surfaces. This form must be completed in CAPITAL LETTERS and in BLACK INK. Contains scenes which some viewers may find distressing. Additional proof of identity may be required. There is insufficient memory available to perform the task. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, transmitted or utilised in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise. Claims for damage, non-functioning and mis-shipping must be made in writing within seven days of receipt. Subject to regional and institutional variations. Security cameras in operation. Radioactive. 10% by mass of contents are flammable. Learn the tool applications, limitations and possible hazards. Do not rotate the cap. Contains 5% Cationic Surfactants. Limit one set per customer. Never use on soft ground. No Skateboarding. Wash before using. If the modem is malfunctioning, it may affect the telephone lines. Avoid raising and inhaling dust. You may be charged for a failed appointment. Free from wheat, gluten, yeast, soya, lactose, salt, preservatives, artificial colours and flavourings. Times approximate. Not suitable for children under 36 months because of small parts (eg cap). You must use any manufacturer or on-site arrangements provided. Companies, names, and data used in examples herein are fictitious unless otherwise noted. File compression/de-compression software may be needed. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. This section must be completed by the person who is confirming your identity. Never use solvents to clean plastic parts. Contains MCPA, Mecoprop and Dicamba. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. One size fits all. Do not store anything above or near the tool. Do not mix with other household cleaning products. Many suitcases look alike. It is safer to contact your dealer or gas supplier if you experience any difficulty at all. For Minimal Risk Only. Not suitable for use on unsealed wood. Locate on a firm and level surface, away from wooden fences, shrubs, trees, sheds and fuel tanks. Wear oil-resistant rubber soled footwear. Danger - Mines. There will be no cash alternative. Contact between the powder and body fluids (e.g. sweat and eye fluids) may also cause irritation, dermatitis or burns. Child on board. If you don't want to know the scores look away now. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Tractors turning. Risk of fire, electric shock and personal injury. Do not use or store by hanging on a hook. Colours may fade. Repairs should only be carried out by qualified persons using original spare parts, otherwise this may result in considerable danger to the user. Slippery when wet. Never stand or have any part of your body in line with the path of the saw blade. For office use only. Push to close. The copying or reproduction - in part or in whole - is not allowed. Concentrations of small dust particles in the air can form an explosive mixture. Sharp cutting edge. Keep raw meat and poultry separate from cooked foods. The information in this booklet is subject to alteration or amendment in the light of changes in regulations or policy or because of financial or other necessity. All appliances vary. Never turn off the printer while the power light is flashing. Drop in any mailbox. Do not attempt to adjust this setting. Power tools can throw particles and foreign objects which could cause permanent eye damage. Edited for television. Avoid processed foods and salt. Do not cover the grid completely. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. Important - Keep within border - Failure to comply with this instruction will invalidate the application. Best before see base of can. Not for food use. Proof of posting is not proof of receipt. Fasten your seatbelt. Must not be used on painted or non-stick surfaces. Write with special soft marker pen only. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding, order on file, unable to forward. No ozone depletion. Be vigilant at all times. Be sure not to open the cabinet. Do not place a recorded tape or watch on or near to the speaker. Train approaching. Stir well before and during use. Do not send this card back to us. Warning! Commercial Butane under pressure. Coverage varies by colour and application. If you want to complain about the service of a doctor, dentist, optician or pharmacist, please write to us. Fragile - handle with care. Always disconnect from the mains and telephone line before opening the battery compartment. After you've finished wash hands and face. Excess charges apply if your allowance is exceeded. Clean brushes immediately with detergent and water. Anti-malaria tablets are strongly recommended if travelling to Mpumalanga. Do not insert pins or other sharp objects into valve opening of can. Low hazard product. Do not place this product where the cord could be stepped on. This does not apply to faults caused by accident, neglect or misuse. Disconnect set from the mains supply before changing lamps. No broken glass. During electrical storms you are advised to disconnect your apparatus because damage may occur. If you are going to take part in hazardous holiday activities, check that your policy covers you. Virtually fat free. This product contains metaldehyde which can kill if eaten. No syringes. Keep this film away from babies and young children. Droppings frequently contain weed seeds. It will not work when the buttons are pressed. Do not burn on a television or other warm place. We cannot work on your vehicle if it is unattended. Don't cross land borders with people you don't know, e.g. hitch-hikers. Not for resale. For British Summer Time add one hour. Keep cylinders upright. The contract will be subject to English law unless otherwise agreed. If waterlogging persists some form of drainage system may be necessary. Do not remove or puncture clear film covering gel. Once opened consume within 10 days. It is an offence for anyone to buy or attempt to buy alcoholic liquor for consumption by a person under 18. Once you install the cartridge, do not remove it except to replace. If used in a swimming pool allow 3 weeks before filling the pool. Not suitable for young children who can choke on nuts. You cannot 'stop' a eurocheque. If your card is lost or stolen please telephone us. Do not spray near or towards the face. Minor specification variations do not entitle the purchaser to rescind the contract. If skin contact should occur, wash with soap and water. No credit cards accepted. Tradesmans entrance at rear. This bacon has been produced by injecting water and curing salts into pork. Damaged, amended, defaced or photocopied vouchers will not be accepted. Keep children and visitors away. Keep this guarantee certificate in a safe place. In an emergency break glass. It must be used with a BS 3212 Type 2 hose no longer than 1.5m. Do not cross the track. As a general rule fatty meat should be cooked over a low heat. It may be necessary to provide effective exhaust appliances. Small parts inside. No reverse engineering. This light bulb has a Ballotini fuse for safety. Consume within 3 days of opening. No sitting. This tool must be grounded while in use to protect the operator from electric shock. Do not overcharge the battery pack. Remove from all packaging. Under construction. Contains Paracetamol. The thin film may cling to nose and mouth and prevent breathing. Butane liquified petroleum gas freezes at 0°C. Accidents with some hazardous substances can cause permanent damage or even kill. All manufacturers trademarks acknowledged. If you do not accept the terms of the Licence Agreement, you should promptly return the product for a refund. Keep refrigerated at 0 - 5°C. Not to be used with any other voucher or discount rate. You have the right under data protection law to a copy of any information held about you. Wear proper apparel. Government advice states that all eggs are thoroughly cooked before consumption. Do not spray near eyes. The occurence of a malfunction cannot be excluded. In the event of a fire dial 999. Please dispose of this carefully. This Manual is Recyclable. Avoid accidental starting. Menu instructions are separated by a pipe (|). Contains caffeine. You, the consumer, bear the entire risk relating to the quality and performance of the software. It can be very dangerous to use the wrong extinguisher. Always wear non slip footwear and tie back long hair. Prices and manufacturers specifications subject to change without notice. Ear protectors must be worn. Toxic. Multipart paper cannot be used. Avoid prolonged contact with the product. Do not operate tool while under the influence of drugs, alcohol or any medication. Disabled toilet. Prices may change because of currency fluctuations. A dog is for life - not just Christmas. Redial in 5 seconds. For each tree felled at least one more is planted. Non-allergenic. The above data apply to the civilian version. Do not open the battery compartment without having a good reason! It is normal for the printer to produce a variety of mechanical sounds while ink charging. Excessive variations in ambient air pressure have been measured during the self-test period. Contains petroleum distillates (UN 1268). Do not put into direct sunlight. Please read the enclosed leaflet which provides more information about this product. Keep out of direct sunlight. On consuming a cartridge please discard the box. We do not warrant the suitability of goods for any particular purpose. All intellectual property rights reserved. Never push objects of any kind into this product through cabinet slots. Do not breathe spray mist. Naphtha-based petroleum distillate, containing less than 0.1% Benzene. Wash tool in warm soapy water. Dangerous to fish. Do not sample by spear. Please note that the First Class rate is no longer valid to Europe. Do not eat yellow snow. No dogs allowed, except Guide Dogs. Replacement of a disk is your sole remedy in the event of a defect. Free air. Store under cover. Immediate medical advice should be sought in the event of an overdose even if you feel well. Avoid contact with decorative fittings. On-site maintenance applies in mainland GB only. Ear protection zone. This barbecue can get very hot. Pen caps can obstruct breathing. All deposits paid are non-refundable. Safety button tamper evident - pops up when original seal is broken. Allow old bulb to cool before removal. You MUST return goods in their original packaging and please use an insured delivery service. Do not iron. In the event of a fire do not use the lift. Liable to subsidence. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Don't turn electric switches on or off. Use outside only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Please be kindly advised that parts numbers 95, 99 and 100 above mentioned are wrong. Never use a naked flame to check for gas leaks. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securities. Why are you reading this? Read all precautions before use. May be too intense for some viewers. Be aware that it is possible to exceed a vertical speed of 29 mph under a fully inflated canopy. This manual was compiled with due care. You should check specifications and suitability with manufacturers before ordering. May cause dyspepsia, nausea or abdominal pain. Do not use 12v and 6v lamps in the same set. The dust generated by certain woods can be injurious to your health. Compression and burning of used sectors only is not supported yet. Goods are NOT supplied on a trial basis except where explicitly stated on the page. Do not stamp. Made entirely from ECF pulp obtained from 100% farmed eucalyptus trees. Not available on liquidated, end-of-line or OEM orders. Use other side for additional listings. Do not use pins, staples or paperclips. You should get out more. Do not transfer into any other bottles. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. If a parent/guardian is signing section 09, then the relationship to the person named in section 04 should be stated at section 11 below. All models over 18 years of age. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Do not run this machine with the cover plate removed. Colours Ponceau 4R (E124), Brilliant Black (E151). DO NOT attempt to interfere or adjust the preset outlet pressure of the regulator. The information provided in this manual is subject to change without notice. Do not use to dye eyelashes or eyebrows. May cause wheezing, shortness of breath or facial swelling. Keep off skin. Your use of the product signifies your acceptance of the terms of the Agreement. Program Error - Stack Overflow. Do not use inside vehicles. Caution frogs crossing. This product has been made in a factory which uses nut ingredients. Suitable for a gluten free diet. May cause lung damage if swallowed. It is now safe to turn off your computer. Made in Belgium. A note of my firm's charges will follow shortly for your kind attention.

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  1. steven3:42 pm

    That took me two days to read...seriously!! I love that there are several places in that where the info should be obvious to anyone over the age of 5 but yet someone had to write it down for the IQ-80 crowd.

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